Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
why do cheetos always look like penises
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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