Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize