The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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