wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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