1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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