FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
