fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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