so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I FOUND THE LEGS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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