Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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