Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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