I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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