One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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