I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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