I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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