So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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