Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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