If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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