there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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