Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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