Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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