at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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