I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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