My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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