jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
