we have pet lesbian snakes
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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