Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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