She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
