cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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