In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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