ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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