He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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