It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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