how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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