I don't think brook has ever known best
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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