I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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