Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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