Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm jealous of your bromance
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Randomize