then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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