i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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