margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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