i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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