It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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