we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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