look no pants
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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