Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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