I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My liver just had a heart attack.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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