does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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