he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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