So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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