is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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