i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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