Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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