Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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