I can tuck mytits in my pants
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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