to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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